SAY HOWDY TO GOD

I came across this bent on the Ten Commandments. It seems it was hung on the wall of a “cowboy” church.

1. Just on God
2. Honor yer Ma & Pa
3. No telling tales or gossipin
4. Git yourself to Sunday meetin
5. Put nothin’ before god
6. No follin’ around with another fellow’s gal
7. No killin’
8. Watch yer mouth
9. Don’t take what ain’t yers
10. Don’t be hankerin’ for yer buddy’s stuff

Regardless of how they are verbalized, the key is to follow them the best yer can.